THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY:

1. Jen

2. Big Jen Bergman (himself’s choice)

3. Gretchen Lardbottom (my father named me that when I was just a little girl)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD, INCLUDING THE ONE YOU NOW HAVE:

1. nejyerf

2.  twberg

3. 

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. My freckled arms

2.  My circle of  friends

3. The obvious fact that I’m soooo much better than you (you DO know I’m joking!?!?!)

THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. My utter ineptitude at making correct change 

2. I accept defeat too easily

3. My almost pathological tendency to be late 

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

English, Scottish, Peruvian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Snakes

2. Turkeys – when they fix their beady eyes on you……

3. Not knowing when to say when

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Qtips

2. Dove soap

3. Good-bye kiss from himself

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: (I’m the pinnacle of style)

1. Flannel nightie ( i started this last night)

2. Glasses

3.  socks 

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:  (OR SINGERS) – depending on my mood….

1. Prodigy

2. Fleetwood Mac

3. Right now I'm listening to Bette Midler sing the Rosemary Clooney Songbook

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:

1. Make curtains

2. Learn to make candy

3. Take candy I've learned to make and go to Farmer's Market

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

1. With my husband -Lots of Laughter

2. With my boss - a little monetary recognition

3. With my scale - a slightly smaller number

TWO LIES AND A TRUTH

1. The grass is always greener

2. Tomorrow will be a better day

3. You reap what you sow

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Hairy chest – I like a MANLY man

2. Hands – calloused, work-hardened hands 

3. Legs – well shaped (can he rock a skirt?)

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:

1. Wolf whistle

2. Turn a cartwheel

3. Fully comprehend the concept of time travel

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Reading

2. Planning parties

3. Contemplating my navel

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. Eat a glazed donut

2. Punch my boss right in the nose

3. Go pee....but I want to finish this blasted thing first!!

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Toast of Broadway

2. Scion of Society

3. Bane Of Your Existence

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Prince Edward Island (with sanna, before we’re 80!)

2. Canton, OH (with Himself)

3. England

THREE TRUE LOVES:

1. Double Stuff Oreo Cookies

2. Himself

3. Pork chops and appleschauce

THREE FAVORITE ANIMALS:

1. I only like my cats

THREE REASONS WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS:

1. Beth asked me to (and I must do EVERYTHING Beth tells me to do!)

2. I'm just a girl who can't say "no"

3. I needed a filler - already did the boobie blog this month!

THREE PEOPLE WHO MUST TAKE THIS QUIZ (You’ve gotta tag two or three others.)

1. Do it ONLY if you want to.